Sabotage
Good evening, my Lovelies!
Let me start this blog off by saying I am in some kind of mood tonight! Whew! The sarcastic bitch is highly prominent and I am SUCH a joy to be around! I certainly hope your little corner of the world isn't occupied by someone similar. If so, may the odds be ever in your favor.
Do I know what's put me in this mood? Not entirely. I can tell you it has been exacerbated by not being listened to when I have given clear direction as to my wants, needs, and expectations. Also, there was food involved and there are just certain times when it is safer to set the food I want in front of me and back away slowly.
I used to think the hangry thing was something mostly prevalent in my family. However, in the past ten years or so I've found that many more are affected by this than I ever imagined. Mind-boggling!
Tonight's issue wasn't so much the need for food as it was the need for specific food. It also had much more to do with the highly frustrating day I endured and the need/want to be pampered - even just a tiny bit. Is it so wrong to want to have food brought to me after cooking every day for the past two weeks?
I don't think so.
Is it wrong to have a craving for something specific and then be upset when you can't get it? (Sometimes a girl just needs some damn pasta from the best Italian place in town!)
I don't think so.
Alas, I'm supposedly in the wrong. Whatever. My snarky comments didn't seem to be getting through, so in all my profound enlightenment I decided to add slamming cabinet doors and stomping feet for good measure. (Okay, maybe I took it a bit too far. Whatever.)
My "punishment" came in the form of banishment to my office. I pouted, therefore, here I am.
As I said, there was more to this than what I've said. It seems the whole day was one giant ball of frustration. Ugh! And one of my coping mechanisms when I'm frustrated is to become a sarcastic bitch. I can't help it, y'all!
Anyway, keep your fingers crossed that not only are my frustrations relieved tomorrow, but that I wake up in a much better mood. If not, anyone subjected to my presence may want to consider running and hiding.
This is NOT the blog I intended to write Monday, but definitely some thoughts I needed to get out of my head. Oooohhhh! You guys may get a bonus blog!
I can feel the excitement! Can you?
Until next time and as always,
Much love, sarcasm, and bitchiness from me to you,
Shelly (a/k/a Dawn Love)
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